So the BTK (Bind, Torture, Kill) killer has been caught and guess what? He's a goddamned dog catcher. People are such idiots. If they had arrested him for shooting that dog in a front yard in front of kids, they would have found out then who he was. People who shoot animals are no good and the sooner they realize it, the sooner they'll solve a lot of crimes.



But people are a little slow, you know? The scientific community is just now figuring out that we have personalities. Sometimes I can't believe how dumb people are. The fact that we animals actually have personalities is on the cover of the New York Times today. Normally, when we go out in the morning, I piss on that paper before Mom can pick it up but today, I decided to pee somewhere else.