I like to practice for a home invasion on my toy monkey. I pretend the monkey is breaking into the house and I tear him to shreads. Criminals beware.I will kill to protect my mommy.
posted by Jinky at 7:21 PM
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
I like to practice for a home invasion on my toy monkey. I pretend the monkey is breaking into the house and I tear him to shreads. Criminals beware.I will kill to protect my mommy.
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