Monday, January 12, 2009

HSUS Animal Cruelty Investigation Reveals PetLand Selling Puppy Mill Dogs


Hey PetLand Phonies,
I know I'm just a dog, but dogs are smarter than you think we are. Not only are we smarter, but we can smell a fish from Hollywood all the way to Ohio where you are. We dogs can actually feel things you can't feel---empathy for the millions of dogs in imprisoned puppy mills and shelters around our nation.

You've got a lot of nerve selling factory pets when five million companion animals are euthed every year in the shelter system. All of the pets you sell are made like machine parts. These pets live out their sad lives confined to cages and will never know what it's like to be loved. You've got some nerve thinking it's OK to hide behind your USDA minimum standards of care baloney.

Dogs only get 6 inches in front of their face for LIFE in your USDA breeding facilities. You think that's humane? There's a reason why all your stores are being picketed. There's a right and a wrong here and you are on the wrong side of this moral issue, demonstrating your priority of greed before the welfare of the animals you sell.
Your bogus defensive youtube video is a stinking load of cat poop as far as we're concerned. Go humane or go out of business. I lift my leg on you, PetLand!

Please view this defensive and misleading statement by PetLAnd below and comment here on this blog because, guess what? They aren't posting comments from us.

Unlike PetLand creeps, I believe in the First Amendment. So let me know what you think of PetLand's policy of selling dogs from Puppy Mills and pets from pet factories. I'll make sure they see your comments and I promise to shoot some stink wind in the Fedex envelope before we send it all to them.

Look at the PetLand spokescreep, defending their inhumane business model. Please look how she says that "no one is more sensitive to the welfare of our puppies than we are." Hey! WHAT ABOUT THE PUPPIES' PARENTS? Do you have cat poop for brains as well as having an obscene-sounding name? Why I oughtta...





10 Comments:

Anonymous Meli said...

I'm no psychologist, Jinky, but I think we can agree that if you look up the definition of sociopath it would say "See O.J.'s defense team and Elizabeth Kunzelman."

12:45 PM  
Blogger kkrpsyd said...

TO THE PETLAND PEOPLE:
If this is so then DEMAND that your breeders be open to unannounced inspections by local media allowing them unfettered access to everything on their property that in any way has anything to do with their dogs except the personal residence and family of the breeder should there be a few dogs (under 10) in the home. Access to the home without cameras must be allowed to the media to ascertain that there are no more than 10 dogs there. If so, cameras must be allowed.

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jinky, nice response to the Petland propaganda piece of poop. If you're really looking to put some stink into a fed-ex envelope may I suggest butyric acid. Just kidding of course. A very small vile will clear out a large room for a very long time. You should google it with your paws. It's some rather stinky, nasty stuff, but harmless. Have a good one and keep up the good work. Say hi to your mom

1:47 PM  
Blogger harry said...

This woman looks like a liar her eyes are beatty and see through with no feelings. How much did you pay her for this fake speech that reminds me of Michael Vicks fake speech after he murdered those poor dogs. Please this is BS, USDA is full of crap! These dogs are SUFFERING this is animal cruelty shut these disgusting stores DOWN or the protesters will. DON'T SHOP at these hellholes.

5:10 PM  
Anonymous Corinne Alphen said...

Jinky,
I am so proud of you! You are an amazing little doggie. "Dogtermined" to crusade for the light and the truth. Your Knight of Swords power has you charging into the "Eye of the Storm" where all others fear to go. I love you for being the fierce protector of all those hurting puppy-dogs, trapped in cages with broken hearts and spirits! You are well armored Jinky, with JUSTICE, TRUTH and LOVE. Jinky boy you are a visionary, courageous, dashing, sharp, and ready for assertive action. GO JINKY GO!!! Quickly rescue those defenseless doggies. They need to be saved and protected from the stupid bullies! Shut down the cruel puppy mills and the profiteering stores that sell these puppies. Bring down the ignorant meanies that are abusing these sensitive,frightened and innocent doggies. Jinky, I see you overthrowing the torturers of doggies everywhere with your heroic actions. You will wield your sword of logic and intellect. GO slay irrationality! Do not give up Jinky. Do not take no for an answer. Jinky, your DOGMA is most righteous. The puppy mill doggies need you to defend and protect them. I have pulled the Knight of Swords Tarot card for you Jinky. Hold your head high; with bravery, skill, and a pure heart you will valiantly be victorious in your battle against the heartless puppy mills and the greedy pet store owners. Your Knight of Swords aspect is very powerful at this time. You are beyond formidable and your enemies are SCARED. You are coming for them. Go JINKY GO!!!

One of mommy's best friends, Certified Tarot Card Reader
Corinne Alphen

9:36 PM  
Blogger Suzanne said...

I haven't seen a bigger load of poop since...um, well, actually, I don't think my two 70 pound dogs together are capable of producing a load of poop as big as the one in PetLands "response."

Substandard breeders are the problem? No, the problem is that the only breeders who would sell through pet stores are substandard.

You tell'em Jinky.

12:19 PM  
Blogger pj said...

I've been dealing with the issue of horse slaughter for years. I see the good ol USDA is still having the same problem with truth, character and integrity.

Seems they only use those qualities when it's convenient.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Blue said...

LIES! LIES! LIES! PETLAND! You only appear more heartless and greedy by releasing this video...did you really think the MILLIONS of us Animal Lovers would believe that crock you're trying to feed us! ...must be wishful thinking on your part in hopes that we were that stupid! We've seen it before and we won't stop until you stop supporting the torture and cruelty of helpless animals! And there is more of us! ...The Humane Society of the United States has already exposed you...enough said!

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notice they don't say anything about the Humane Society of the U.S. in their this silly rebuttal. Jinky, I hate to admit it but I once paid $3500 for a beautiful German Shepherd Dog (not from Petland). Imagine my horror when I went to a German Shepherd rescue and saw 150+ gorgeous dogs, just like mine, who were homeless. I was ashamed. Petland sells puppies because uninformed people buy them. Once everyone is informed about the orphan dogs out there that are fantastic and in desperate need of a home, the market will force these jerks to stop selling your relatives. Keep up the great work!!! Love you!

2:40 PM  
Blogger Blue said...

ARE ARE ..sorry Jinky..bad grammer...there ARE more of us!! haha! ;)

12:16 PM  

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