A Few Bad Men
While there are mostly really nice American soldiers in Iraq, there are a few who make me mad.
Soldiers taunt crippled dog in Iraq
I wish these bad guys would try that with me. I send them my most virulent farty wind across land and sea. I hope that they start to feel bad about what they did to that poor dog. I am preparing to launch my atomic farty missile and when it reaches them, it will make their eyes burn and they will be forced to cry, even if they can't feel anything.