Thursday, February 12, 2004

My mom has fantastic fuzzy slippers that I like to bite while she walks. I grab onto her slipper and she drags me around the house. It's so much fun. I growl the whole time and she laughs.

This morning, I got grossed out. Mom and Dad were having their coffee in the garden and they were both in their fuzzy robes and slippers. Dad opened his robe and stuck his penis out. I was sitting on Mom's lap, so it was right in my face. She sucked it and chewed on it like a big bone and then he spluttered out some goop all over my favorite slippers. I just sat there, stunned.